Happy Valentine's ...

Say I LOVE YOU...
Cantonese/Chinese-Ngo oiy ney ao
Czech - Miluji te
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Filipino - Mahal kita
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen

Jokes on Men..(hey no offence man.. i din create them..)

How do you save a man from drowning?Take your foot off his head
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
What do men and beer bottles have in common?They're both empty from the neck up
Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer
What do you call a man with half a brain?Gifted !
What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?1. No mind 2. No business
What's the difference between a man and E.T?E.T. phoned home
How do men sort their laundry?"Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"
What is the thinnest book in the world?"What Men Know About Women"

Ok..now the rules by which women are governed...

1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.
2. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.

3. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change

some or all of them.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.

8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time

11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.

14. The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!

15. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

16. The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.

17. The MALE must be ready at ALL times

well...jokes aside....

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."

"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up."

"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within."

"Love builds bridges where there are none."

All in all... HAPPY VALENTINE"S!!!!